ok so basically!
find a nice curvy bit of a river. you can also do this by cliffs, but all you do is fall off (unless you’re over water - then you can swim without a wetsuit!)
ok so then dig 2 holes right next to each other
and bury something in the hole to the right. it can be anything other than saplings and pitfall seeds for obvious reasons I DUNNO JUST BURY SOME FURNITURE OR SOMETHING
ok so get between the 2 holes and try to dig up whatever you buried to the right. this part is tricky, it might take a few tries!
ok so WARNING AT THIS POINT YOUR SCREEN WILL BEGIN TO THROW A FIT AND IT WILL BE VIBRATING. i didnt know it would do that at first and it TERRIFIED ME oh my god
ok so anyways
put on your handy dandy king tut mask
and start running at an angle so you can see smoke.
eventually, you should trip and fall, which will either a. cause you to glitch into the water or b. cause you to trip into the left hole, which will have the same effects of stepping on a pitfall seed. if this happens, redig your holes and try again!
anyways, once you’re in the water, your character will stop vibrating and you can walk/run as you normally would! to get out, just touch a bridge of a straight edge of the river.
also, feel free to take off that awful king tut mask once you’re in! goodness, i hate that thing.